This is wicked. Please
use it sparingly. ;-)
- He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way
down
- Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train is not coming
- If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you will get change
- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled
- If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean
- Donated his brain to science before he was done using it
- Has two brains: one is lost; the other is out looking for it
- He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle
- It is hard to believe he beat one million other sperm
- Elevator does not go all the way to the top floor
- The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead
- Her antenna does not pick up all the channels
- If brains were taxed, she would get a refund
- Does not have all his cornflakes in one box
- He is not the brightest light in the harbour
- Too much yardage between the goalposts
- His belt does not go through all the loops
- An intellect rivalled only by garden tools
- Does not have all his dogs on one leash
- He is so dense, light bends around him
- He is depriving some village of an idiot
- He is not the brightest grain in the box
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse
- A few feathers short of a whole duck
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
- Not the brightest crayon in the box
- The light is on but no one is home
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal
- A little wanting in the top storey
- One sandwich short of a picnic
- A few peas short of a casserole
- One neuron short of a synapse
- A few clowns short of a circus
- Bright as Alaska in December
- A few beers short of six-pack
- Receiver is off the hook
- No grain in the silo
- All foam, no beer
- As smart as bait
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