Thursday 25 August 2016

Some Jokes


I took a cab the other day and the driver said to me, “I love my job, I own this car. I’ve got my own business, I’m my own boss, and NO ONE tells me what to do ...”
I said, “Turn left here.” 

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
The other replied, “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”

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A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate aside, "I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills." - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

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