According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. - Robert De Niro
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home. - Edgar Watson Howe
The real wonder is that anyone stays together, as impossible to live with and as broken as we all are. - Kyran Pittman
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. - Sigmund Freud
History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least colour it. - Paula Wall
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
Disease increases in proportion to the increase in the number of doctors in a place. - Mahatma Gandhi
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. - Unknown
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up. - Frank Zappa
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx
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