Does ‘expect the unexpected’ make the ‘unexpected expected’? - Unknown
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld
If a man’s wife is his better half, and he marries twice, what then becomes of him? - Unknown
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - Unknown
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? - Unknown
If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - Unknown
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? - Unknown
Why are ‘overlook’ and ‘oversee’ opposites? - Unknown
Why are ‘wise man’ and ‘wise guy’ opposites? - Unknown
Why are they called ‘stands’ when they are made for sitting? - Unknown
Why do ‘tug’ boats push their barges? - Unknown
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? - Unknown
Why do shops have signs that read: "GUIDE DOGS ONLY" when the dogs can't read and their owners are blind? - Unknown
Why does ‘fat chance’ and ‘slim chance’ mean the same thing? - Unknown
Why does ‘slow down’ and ‘slow up’ mean the same thing? - Unknown
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